a boy in my tv production class refused to sit down during a lockdown drill because “fuck you i just bought these shoes, I’m not scuffing them up and these jeans are new too”
he ended up sitting on one of his friends in order to keep his precious shoes and pants clean
one of these bottles it from today
the other one is from last year
im either going to get a mouthful of delicious coke or a mouthful of regret
OH GOD INSTANT FUCKING REGRET
why didn’t you check the expiration date?
To the tune of “Do you want to build a snowman”
Because if this isn’t perfect I don’t understand the levels you need for perfection
I will be writing a sociological research paper about the effects of the lyrics in Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines.
Please reblog this if you are a female who finds the lyrics of this song offensive or upsetting.
My parents think she is hideous and now I feel alone on my opinion that she’s beautiful.
she’s freaking adorable and her eyes are just perfect
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
you didn’t steal it from anyone neither made it look 99.9% similar to someone to get followers.
after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
sorry for the long post but oh my god this is WAY too much fun